Intro: "Can we get someone up here to adjust this mic up a bit, please?"
Verse 1 Start: Bean enters, with magazine, looking around for the music he strangely recognizes.
Verse 1 Halay: Singer waves Bean over, in time with "A-Lay-Loo-Yaas"
Chorus 1 Start: Gestures to Bean to adjust the mic up, does so but too high.
Chorus 1 Halay: Bean proud, until looks at Singer who stares at Bean unimpressed, and Bean sees problem, mildly upset at hassle and stupidity of the singer.
Verse 2 Start: Loosens, ready to adjusts down.
Verse 2 Halay: On second YAAA whacks microphone on singer's head. 'THUMP' and singer falls to ground unconscious
Chorus 2 Start: Bean pleased with himself, until notices unconscious. Panics. Leaves.
Chorus 2 Halay: Gone
Verse 3 Start: Bean sheepishly re-enters.
Verse 3 Halay: Little kick in time with "A-Lay-Loo-Yaas".
Chorus 3 Start: Panics a little, not knowing what to do.
Chorus 3 Halay: Grabs arms, Tries waving singer’s arms up and down to music
Verse 4 Start: Stands, wonders what to do
Verse 4 Halay: Remembers chest compressions, mimes
Chorus 4 Start: gives little push, then another two
Chorus 4 Halay: stands, and pumps chest with foot like a lilo pump
Verse 5 Start: Annoyed still not awake, thinks about mouth to mouth.
Verse 5 Halay: tries whooshing in air with hands
Chorus 5 Start: Sees magazine, newspaper, roles it up
Chorus 5 Halay: Blows in time with "A-Lay-Loo-Yaas", singers stomach rises (exaggerated) each time, holding last one a long time with music.
Verse 6 Start: Bean is nearly giving up
Verse 6 Halay: has a devious idea, looking at audience,
Chorus 6 Start: Zap to life
Chorus 6 Halay: Singer stands slowly, Bean sings "A-Lay-Loo-Yaas" in mic, Shake hand ZAP on last YAAAAAA!!! and singer collapses again.
Bean chorus plays: Bean runs off, leaving singer. Then sneaks back on and drags Singer off.
If time runs across back of stage to other side – far away from the body.
Performance: Castle Hill Seventh-day Adventist Church Chill X talent night - Aug 3, 2019