“Hi Guys. Welcome to a masterclass on how to make quick and easy meringues. Honestly, the method I’m going to show you today is so easy, anyone can do it. And to prove that to you, let's have our member from the audience join me, please.”
Bean wonders in rather obliviously
"Over here, sir. What's your name?"
"Bean"
[Phone rings] “Oh excuse me, Mr, Bean. [“Hi, I’m a little busy. You’re what? Ok, I’ll come out to you.”] Sorry folks I just have to duck out to the car park. Be right back!”
Bean stares around for a moment then examines the table
Picks up beater, big excited eyes. Revs like motor bike
Draws beater like a gun and shoots - Pops out beaters
Gets Beaters back, but has tie then wound up in beaters
Chef comes back in - Bean tries to disguise the beater hanging from tie by examining the beater up close.
“Sorry about that.”
[Phone rings]
“What now? I’m so sorry, I’ll be right back. Can you put two egg whites in the bowl while I’m gone to get us started?” ""Hello...."" "
Bean gets beater off tie.
Gets out one egg carefully, puts on middle of table,
looks back at egg carton for second egg, but first egg rolls off table that is slanted in the meantime.
Puzzled when bringing second egg over and first one is gone. Looks around briefly.
Same happens for second: looks around more puzzled.
and third time, in extra carful sleuth like slow motion puts down egg and goes to get 4th but no eggs anywhere.
Panics, he's lost all the eggs, but then remembers-
Gets egg out of jacket. Cracks open and baby chicken is inside
[Chirping sound effect] Bean is in love.
Chef comes back
Bean panics and hides chick in bowl covers with chopping board.
“Ok did you get the eggs in the bowl?”
Bean wobbles head sheepishly as if to say 'sort of'
Gives beater to Bean, take chopping board off. “So with the eggs in the bowl, it’s time to beat them, on maximum speed”
Horrifies Bean
“You need to use maximum speed to get maximum fluffiness”
Beater revs, and Bean covers eyes [chicken sound]
“Yes you really can do this with your eyes closed, it’s that easy.”
Bean pops out beaters, chef goes to get them, Bean grabs chicken out of bowl and runs off, but table cloth is pulled too. Everything pulls off table as he runs off.
Chef in disbelief, throws hands, gets on phone and walks off.
[Bean music plays]